In a speech about improving school attendance and healthy eating choices for students, Lindsay MP Melissa McIntosh was told to be quiet by an old white man on the Labor benches.
A meeting of the Lapstone branch of the Liberal party was derailed yesterday after members began debating – and then yelling at – each other over the correct way to polish RM Williams boots.
With Christmas present production under way, Santa Claus has decided on an extra special festive gift for millions of Australian voters – a lump of black coal.
Towns across the Blue Mountains are waking up to another three years of Scott Morrison as Prime Minister, and the cheers of some really annoying shits from the youth wing of the Liberal party.
A sporting field in Glenbrook has played host to games of both soccer and politics last weekend, as Labor and Liberal tried to call each other offside in a funding dispute. Our reporters have followed the money to find out who is paying for Knapsack Park and who’s on the bench.
Proving once and for all that anyone and everyone can have a go in NSW, the Finance Ministry has been given to an MP who struggles with mathematics.
Sources within Parliament House have reported a dull beat emanating through the ministerial offices, in time with the AC/DC hit song ‘Back in Black.’ Coincidentally, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has locked himself in his office after purchasing a new sound system.
The Liberal candidate for the Blue Mountains has been actively campaigning across the electorate after resigning as the Yellow Wiggle.
An unidentified piece of driftwood was spotted off the Northern Territory coast this morning, prompting a strong response from the clearly-stressed Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.
“I’ve gotta lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about them!”
