Ministry for accurate counting given to MP who can’t count
Proving once and for all that anyone and everyone can have a go in NSW, the Finance Ministry has been given to an MP who struggles with mathematics.
Proving once and for all that anyone and everyone can have a go in NSW, the Finance Ministry has been given to an MP who struggles with mathematics.
The Liberal candidate for the Blue Mountains has been actively campaigning across the electorate after resigning as the Yellow Wiggle.
在工党领袖迈克尔戴利发表评论之后,Mountain Babbler的编辑在经过50年的忠诚服务后解雇了他的澳大利亚劳动力队伍。
A dull thud followed by an angry scream was heard from Michael Daley’s campaign bus, after a staffer made a dinner suggestion – Chinese takeaway.
Social media posts show Mayor Mark Greenhill’s opposition to Western Sydney Airport remains strong, except for on Tuesdays when he is campaigning for pro-airport candidates.
A dull thud followed by an angry scream was heard from Trish Doyle’s electorate office, after she opened her new Parliamentary phone – a Samsung made in South Korea.
Blue Mountains MP Trish Doyle has again denounced government spending in the Blue Mountains, and claimed that Koreans are the worst humans on Earth except for Liberals.
It appears the tedium of preselections was too much for the Liberal left and hard-right factions, whose delegates decided to just stay at home.
Trish Doyle, the current Blue Mountains MP, has been active in a number of photos in satire newspapers across the Blue Mountains, including the Gazette. But when it comes to real life, Ms Doyle remains invisible.
After being convicted of hate-speech against barbecues, Liberal MP Shayne Mallard has started his rehabilitation.