In a speech about improving school attendance and healthy eating choices for students, Lindsay MP Melissa McIntosh was told to be quiet by an old white man on the Labor benches.
Councillor Brendan Christie has been congratulated for sending an email complaint to the NBN, which has resulted in NBN agreeing to fix the road. But Labor operatives have claimed it was them who sent the email from the Liberal councillor’s account.
With Christmas present production under way, Santa Claus has decided on an extra special festive gift for millions of Australian voters – a lump of black coal.
Towns across the Blue Mountains are waking up to another three years of Scott Morrison as Prime Minister, and the cheers of some really annoying shits from the youth wing of the Liberal party.
A sporting field in Glenbrook has played host to games of both soccer and politics last weekend, as Labor and Liberal tried to call each other offside in a funding dispute. Our reporters have followed the money to find out who is paying for Knapsack Park and who’s on the bench.
Sources within Parliament House have reported a dull beat emanating through the ministerial offices, in time with the AC/DC hit song ‘Back in Black.’ Coincidentally, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has locked himself in his office after purchasing a new sound system.
An unidentified piece of driftwood was spotted off the Northern Territory coast this morning, prompting a strong response from the clearly-stressed Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.
The banks’ celebration of weathering the Royal Commission has commenced as planned. As one bank executive put it, “damn that was easy.”
Capitalising on their recent ‘bye bye, bitch!’ Facebook post, the union movement has bid farewell to the coast after spending Australia Day at the beach.
A post from a union news Facebook page has been celebrated by the wider union movement for showing the progress made by the male-dominated institution.
