The spider claims that “at all hours of the day, I feel unsafe in my own home. There is a constant fear of violence, near-misses with shoes, and toxic chemicals sprayed whilst in the house.”
Councillor Brendan Christie had been in a deep depression after finding a deep depression in his beloved Explorers Road.
Blue Mountains Labor are celebrating the return of Susan Templeman to federal parliament, except for a bitterly disappointed Mayor Mark Greenhill.
The Australian Federal Police has conducted a series of raids on journalists this week, in an attempt to distract themselves from their broken coffee machine.
A collection of NSW Blues players have announced they will protest the national anthem, but have decided on a unique display never before seen in the NRL.
