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Santa Claus arrested in London
After a lengthy stay in Ecuador’s embassy in London, Santa Claus has finally been detained by UK police in a dramatic show of anti-Christmas cheer.
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Ministry for accurate counting given to MP who can’t count
Proving once and for all that anyone and everyone can have a go in NSW, the Finance Ministry has been given to an MP who struggles with mathematics.
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AC/DC’s ‘Back In Black’ on repeat in PM’s office
Sources within Parliament House have reported a dull beat emanating through the ministerial offices, in time with the AC/DC hit song ‘Back in Black.’ Coincidentally, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has locked himself in his office after purchasing a new sound system.