February 2019 - The Mountain Babbler

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Trish Doyle declares war on Korean phones

On 18 February, 201918 February, 2019 By Babbling Editor

A dull thud followed by an angry scream was heard from Trish Doyle’s electorate office, after she opened her new Parliamentary phone – a Samsung made in South Korea.

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ScoMo reopens Christmas Island after spotting ‘suspicious’ driftwood in ocean

On 14 February, 201914 February, 2019 By Babbling Editor

An unidentified piece of driftwood was spotted off the Northern Territory coast this morning, prompting a strong response from the clearly-stressed Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

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Banks celebrate ‘pretty easy’ Royal Commission

On 5 February, 20195 February, 2019 By Babbling Editor

The banks’ celebration of weathering the Royal Commission has commenced as planned. As one bank executive put it, “damn that was easy.”