Day: 10 July 2018

City slicker watching Russell Coight now knows how much water to take into the outback

While sitting in his beachside apartment in the lower North Shore, a young finance employee received the most useful piece of advice he will ever receive: how much water to take on a trip to the outback. Harry Stockressy, the son of a prominent businessman, was recently converted to the

BREAKING: Boris Johnson resigns after hearing UK PM’s game plan for Belgium

Troubles within England’s coaching staff have come to a head this evening as the team’s Assistant Manager Boris Johnson announced his resignation, according to lesser known news outlets. The team’s Manager, Theresa May, has infuriated football fans and coaches throughout the United Kingdom by announcing a soft strategy for tackling