Post-polling analysis has shown that the primary reason for the Liberal Party’s defeat in the five by-elections was due to a spectacular own goal: the Prime Minister didn’t eat a sausage sandwich on polling day. Malcolm Turnbull has received fierce backlash in the wake of the weekend’s by-elections, after it
A merger of two media giants was announced this week, with Nine deciding to enter the satire news market by acquiring Fairfax. “We are pleased to announce that Nine will now serve both regular news and fake news,” a spokesman for Nine said in a statement. “Fairfax has produced strong
In defence of one of his loyal backbenchers, Bill Shorten has tried to come up with some sort of excuse to explain away the damaging accusations levelled at Lindsay MP Emma Husar. The hardened union organiser was struggling to come up with an explanation, real or otherwise, to save his
In a tremendous display of bravery and solidarity, a hashtag has been started in support of Emma Husar, the federal MP at the centre of workplace bullying claims. #putyourdishesoutforemma has been started by Ellis Dee, a union organiser and ardent supporter of any female left wing politician regardless of their
Beleagured Labor MP Emma Husar has today been forced to defend a modification to a Comcar vehicle, which resulted in the Holden Caprice losing its muffler. The revelation accompanies claims that the federal politician has used the vehicle to travel to personal appointments, billing taxpayers in the process. “I am
In a widely celebrated move by environmentalists, McDonalds announced today that it will phase out single use plastic cheese from its burgers by 2020. The decision marks the fast food outlet’s first major move in the War on Waste, encompassing the campaign against single use plastics. Lesser known news sources
Earlier today, Blue Mountains City Council dropped the court case against the NSW Government, according to parody news site Blue Mountains Gazette. The failed legal action marks the end of another generous cash-injection from Council into struggling communities, such as barristers and close friends of senior Council staff. “This $1.2
The World Cup sent England a text message containing words that every parent dreads: “Staying at a mate’s place tonight, won’t be coming home.” Unfortunately, England had prepared a nice meal and was looking forward to spending quality time with its nomadic child. “I’m a bit shocked, and quite melancholy,”
While sitting in his beachside apartment in the lower North Shore, a young finance employee received the most useful piece of advice he will ever receive: how much water to take on a trip to the outback. Harry Stockressy, the son of a prominent businessman, was recently converted to the
Troubles within England’s coaching staff have come to a head this evening as the team’s Assistant Manager Boris Johnson announced his resignation, according to lesser known news outlets. The team’s Manager, Theresa May, has infuriated football fans and coaches throughout the United Kingdom by announcing a soft strategy for tackling
